Tempus Fugit

capsicle107:

i have plenty

zohbugg:

blindtank:

sanziene:

x

I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

WATCH THE VIDEO OMG HAHAHA

As an erophobe, I normaly resent this kind of thing, but this is just hillarious!

the-thorster:

thehallira:

the-thorster:

Five Times Chris Evans Succeeded In Left Boob Grabbing And One Time He Didn’t

Nobody seems to get this, he isn’t grabbing their left boob, he is grabbing their HEART. Chris Evans experiences such joy that he wants to put in their hearts too!

Maybe he’s even giving them subtle CPR so they don’t die from a heart attack every time they see him

princemaedhros:

I don’t even know what makes me cringe harder - people who steal and/or spread someone else’s private photos or people who say it was, in fact, celebrity’s fault to have such pictures on their phone. What kind of a fucking immature asshole you must be to behave like this. UGHHH.

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

meghanbluebird:

discovergeneralmills:

Walk in.
See this.
Wat do?

Depends, do you own a dog?

meghanbluebird:

discovergeneralmills:

Walk in.

See this.

Wat do?

Depends, do you own a dog?

graveyard-strutter:

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

graveyard-strutter:

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world


THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman