The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME
look at our lives, look at our choices
how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?
Dermatologists must hate him
every sentence is a sexual innuendo if you think long and hard about it
watch the fat guy version of this video—where it’s a skinny guy turned fat and the girls meet up with him. it goes SO DIFFERENT. they actually talk about things other than his weight, and he even gets kissed.
this is the strongest vine I ever seen
I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh